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Posts: 8561 · Posted: July 6, 2008 1:12 am Post subject:

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Posts: 16788 · Posted: July 6, 2008 1:24 am Post subject:

hehe *high fives the penguin* why do you think there's one with a purse hanging out in the back?
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Posts: 9719 · Posted: July 6, 2008 1:25 am Post subject:

yeah, bella. it's eating me. :/
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Posts: 8561 · Posted: July 6, 2008 1:35 am Post subject:

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Posts: 9471 · Posted: July 6, 2008 1:37 am Post subject:

woooooooo

i love Twilight [so far]

lol, im not that far into it, but i love it already.

all i can think of is Robert Pattinson <333
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Posts: 8561 · Posted: July 6, 2008 1:39 am Post subject:

Posts: 16788 · Posted: July 6, 2008 1:46 am Post subject:

or maybe its her boyfriend holding it for her lol
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Posts: 9719 · Posted: July 6, 2008 2:22 am Post subject:

ASHY!!!!

Why are you not in the chat? D:
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Posts: 8561 · Posted: July 6, 2008 2:29 am Post subject:

In Honor of Stupid People

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.
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Posts: 9719 · Posted: July 6, 2008 2:34 am Post subject:

LMAO

ROFL

LOL

and uh... all those other abbreviations! I seriously laughed. ask ppl on skype.
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Posts: 10805 · Posted: July 6, 2008 2:44 am Post subject:

I feel special.

And awesomeness.
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Posts: 8561 · Posted: July 6, 2008 3:00 am Post subject:

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Posts: 10805 · Posted: July 6, 2008 3:03 am Post subject:

Yay, an native animal from Australia. Emus rock!
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Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on"

Posts: 9719 · Posted: July 6, 2008 3:17 am Post subject:

Mt. dew is a girl's best friend. ask anyone.
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Posts: 10805 · Posted: July 6, 2008 3:18 am Post subject:

nooo....lemonade is!
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Posts: 8561 · Posted: July 6, 2008 3:19 am Post subject:

I like me a smoothie
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Posts: 10805 · Posted: July 6, 2008 3:22 am Post subject:

Hehe, Barney would kill for one!
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Posts: 8561 · Posted: July 6, 2008 3:24 am Post subject:

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Posts: 10805 · Posted: July 6, 2008 3:25 am Post subject:

hahahah...

moo-ow!!!!
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I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on"

Posts: 9719 · Posted: July 6, 2008 3:25 am Post subject:

i like to eat, eat, eat apples and bananas!
I like to eat, eat, eat apples and bananas!

I like to ate, ate, ate, aples and banaynays!
I like to ate, ate, ate, aples and banaynays!

I like to ote, ote, ote oples and bononos!
I like to ote, ote, ote oples and bononos!

I like to oot, oot, oot, ooples and boonoonoos!
I like to oot, oot, oot ooples and boonoonoos!

I like to eet, eet, eet, eeples and beneenees!
I like to eet, eet, eet, eeples and beneenees!

/bows.
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Posts: 10805 · Posted: July 6, 2008 3:29 am Post subject:

i like tooooo eat.....sanwiches...apples...cerries and PIZZA!
PASTA mania!
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And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on"

Posts: 8561 · Posted: July 6, 2008 3:30 am Post subject:

I don't know where I find these things!!!
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Posts: 9719 · Posted: July 6, 2008 3:32 am Post subject:

uh... they look kinda like monsters. :/
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Posts: 8561 · Posted: July 6, 2008 3:34 am Post subject:

I've gots a better one!!!

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